You ever struggle to do something you know you should have done days ago (i.e. return library books, report being raped) and at the last moment realized you forgot something. This podcast is more or less all about that. At this very moment I forgot to edit the information on the mp3 itself meaning it will still have all the royalty free music theme song information.

Regardless, I’ve already decided all the songs for the next podcast are songs from the soundtrack to the feature length film “Juno”. I seem to have a natural aversion for all things “hip” or “cool” and I cannot seem to stay away from this movie. It is like a hipster wet dream. I know this, because Belle and Sebastian are on the soundtrack and only a select few types of people listen to the B&S. 1. The Art Crowd 2. The Pretentious Indie Crowd. Sadly I fall into both most times but I’d like to say I’m more of an art crowd person. Wait I take that back because I distinctly remember being torn when watching Juno and I heard Belle and Sebastian and was like “I love them” and on then second thought “Oh no, now all these people who love Juno will love B&S for the wrong reasons.”

It is 2:15 am. I’ve been doing puzzles. Jig-saw puzzles. On the internet. What a wasteful game, jig-saws. There are only 2 things that happen to Real Jig-saws. 1. You never play them and they sit in the closet collecting dust, possibly losing pieces to bio-degration. 2. You finish it after months/years of leaving it unattended on the kitchen/coffee table then it goes back into the closet to collect dust and lose pieces to bio-degration.

I want to personally apologize for the infrequency of podcasts. I don’t know if there’s just been a cosmic collection of personal business between The Guy and The Girl but its never a good sign when we haven’t heard from each other in several days. I also don’t know when the next podcast will record but I am making a promise now that the podcast will be up THAT NIGHT.

In other news, I’m looking for information regarding what people would like to see as far as SWAG. Swag means cool stuff that you put all over yourself to pledge your soul’s slavery to someone else’s genius (Us). Please send things you’d like to send to Agagasse@gmail.com so I have a reason to check our e-mail.

I’ve been designing a few things in my head and possible illustrations of quotes (such as Math Snacks) But perhaps its too early to be thinking about things like that.

I can tell you that when/if we sell swag they’ll go for a generally lower price than retailers, for instance, shirts would be roughly 8-10 dollars depending. Problem with shirts is though, is the production cost usually outweighs the cost. When I used to make shirt designs we had to sell our shirts for like 13 bucks. What’s this mean? Oh I’ll probably end up hand-making these shirts or possibly enslaving unwanted children to do it (Each shirt comes with the tears of child labor).

Well I’ll stop forcing you to read my rantings which were sadly augmented by the amount of sleep I wish I could get. Till next time, take it easy, sleazy.

The Guy

P.S. Guess what, I know about the spelling errors. No, not going to fix them. It portrays me as a being with some humanity rather than a baby hating racist homosexual.

P.P.S. I fixed the mistakes. If I have the power to control grammar and spelling errors what makes you think I wouldn’t use it? Do you not know me anymore? Look like a baby-hating gay on your own time. - Mackenzie.

I tried to emulate the Into the Wild title with our gross lists. Also I apollogize for the disgustingly stupid rating system. It was a joke…an April Fools Joke? I dunno.

The next podcast’s theme is “Things we take for granted” and we will have reports on last week’s “Battle at Rougefield” which you can see some pictures in Mackenzie’s Flickr. The guy with the gloves and puffy vest is me. Sorry.

Also, I realised I want to talk alot about my guilty pleasures and will probably bring that up alot during the podcast. This is mostly why I think people get my confused with those of the alternative lifestyle. I will openly say that I enjoy Elton John’s music and own his Greatest Hits album. A 2 CD set all Elton John and a few live tracks. I don’t regret getting it for Christmas nor do I wish I didn’t say that. Am I sorry that I have this facination with Rihanna’s Unfaithful? I don’t know why but that song is seriously fresh. I dig it and I ain’t afraid to say it.

 Also theres an ice-box where my heart used to be. I don’t like that song but that line gets stuck in my head alot. Oh I should stop talking now…Rihana is the hottest black woman I’ve ever seen though. No joke.